demolition man toilet paper quote

“- Lenina Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex? [Shoots out the monitors with Cocteau's face on them]. The past is over, John! Captain Healy: Dammit, Spartan. John Spartan: And that's why everybody's down here? ( Log Out /  John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass. "You can use them as little maracas as well," continued Bullock, giving an example of the sort of beat you can drop with the future's answer to toilet paper. By creating an account, you verify that you are at least 13 years of age, and have read and agree to the Comicbook.com Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, By Jenna Anderson John Spartan: Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you back there. Lenina Huxley: I have, in fact, perused some newsreels in the Schwarzenegger Library, and the time that you took that car... John Spartan: Hold it. Edgar Friendly: I tell you what we're do. What the hell happened? And now, finally, "Gravity" star Sandra Bullock has given us the answer. So stay here, be well and Cocteau's an asshole! Lenina Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex? Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars? Do you really long for chaos and disharmony? I'll tell you what gonna do: John Spartan: [to Chief Earle] Why don't you get a little dirty? says fellow cop Rob Schneider. A great scene from the 1993 Sci-fi comedy film "Demolition Man" starring Sandra Bullock, Wesley Snipes, Denis Leary, and Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, that's right, you tell Cocteau it's gonna take an army of assholes to get rid of me 'cause I don't give a shit, I've got nothing to lose. Aw shit, they let anybody into this century! I'm flattered. By Padraig Cotter Jul 02, 2019 Lenina Huxley: What you're telling me to do is violate a direct order. John Spartan: I guess you weren't part of the Cocteau Plan. Lenina Huxley: Yes! Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment which states... John Spartan: I don't wanna know. Browse more character quotes from Demolition Man (1993), Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down, Seeing Spartan opening the pod to the depths of wasteland, Spartan encounters a burger grill in the underground world, Friendly then raises his twin barrelled pistol and fires it to show it's not primitive, In anger, he slaps a scrap's weapon to the side, grabs Huxley, dips, and tongue-kisses her, Spartan and Huxley enter and see Cocteau's face speaking to them from dozens of monitors. All I need is a needle and thread. [Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Lenina Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence. John Spartan: [to Garcia] We'll look at you. John Spartan: It wasn't me this time, he dumped the gas and had the placed rigged to blow. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. 3rdworldgeeks.com John Spartan: I really didn't say that, did I? Erwin (Rob Schneider) snidely remarks that Spartan has no idea how to use the seashells. John Spartan: Yeah, well run this: you programmed Phoenix's rehabilitation program to turn him into a terrorist, and I don't think his escape was an accident either! Lenina Huxley: Well, if you had read my study, you would know this is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond. Lenina Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex? John Spartan: Not bad! Blow this guy *away*? The Three Seashells are a mysterious set of seashells which have replaced toilet tissue in the … Automated Announcer: The Armory exhibit is now sealed. All I want to do is bury Cocteau up to his neck in shit and let him think happy-happy thoughts forever. Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did... did you say toilet *paper*? *, Alfredo Garcia: They seem to be friends, yet he speaks to him in the most profane manner. ", ©2020 Viacom International Inc. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" Sometimes it is. Alfredo Garcia: [Seeing Spartan opening the pod to the depths of wasteland] Wait, you're opening the pod to the depths of wasteland? I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? John Spartan: [commenting on his cryo-prison conditioning program] I'm a seamstress?

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